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Death Wish Coffee Co. Valhalla Java Odinforce Blend - Whole Bean Dark Roast - Extra Kick of Caffeine - Arabica & Robusta Coffee Beans - Dark Roast Coffee Beans 12 Ounce (Pack of 1)

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  • BY THE POWER OF ODIN: Meet the Valhalla Java Odinforce blend—coffee made to power the world's most powerful guitarist, Zakk Wylde. Worthy of the gods, these beans were forged from the volcanic soils of Indonesia and nutrient-rich soils of Central and South America. Crafted for boldness and maximum flavor, this blend is strong enough to wake the dead and chariot them gloriously through the gates of Valhalla.
  • EXTRA KICK OF CAFFEINE: Our whole roasted coffee beans will utterly transform your basic cup of joe into a delicious, bold, and intense beverage that will revolutionize your morning. Super fuel for life in the fast lane, our dark coffee beans will ignite your senses and supply you with an abundance of energy your body needs to perform at its peak condition all day long.
  • PREMIUM QUALITY BREW: This ain't your normal cup of coffee - our whole bean roasted coffee is hands down the best this world has to offer. With just one sip of our dark roast whole bean coffee, you'll be saying goodbye to store-bought coffee forever. Enjoy the perfect blend of high quality energy and artisanal flavor with each and every sip of our roasted coffee beans.
  • FULL BODY BREW: Our Valhalla Java Odinforce Blend ensures you’re getting the highest quality coffee possible without the jitters. This whole bean coffee dark roast is great for those needing real and freshly brew with high caffeine kick!
  • TRY IT RISK-FREE: The Death Wish Promise is that our organic whole bean coffee comes highly rated by thousands of satisfied customers who simply can't get enough but we'll let you be the judge. If you don't fall in love with our coffee, we'll refund your order- no questions asked. We're confident ours will be the best coffee you'll ever try.

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  • Product Dimensions ‏ : ‎ 4.5 x 3.1 x 6 inches; 12.7 ounces
  • UPC ‏ : ‎ 885503605644
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4.7 out of 5 stars
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Customers like the alertness, taste and aroma of the coffee. They mention it's a wonderful way to wake up, it gives you the pep in your step and it'll keep you awake and alert. They appreciate the robust flavor and smooth taste. Customers are also happy with the darkness, caffeine content and that it has an amazing aroma. However, some customers have reported issues with the quality and value of the product.

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1,903 customers mention1,765 positive138 negative

Customers find the taste of the coffee to be full of robust flavor, very delicious, and smooth. They also say it has a complex flavor with notes of caramel and a slight sweetness. Some customers also mention that the coffee has no aftertaste or issues.

"...I swear, with the sweet cream creamer we add in our home, it tastes like hot chocolate!!! Don't hesitate to give this a try!!!" Read more

"Strong, good coffee" Read more

"...Pros: Great flavor at the recommended water to coffee ratio. (2 1/2T to 6oz water)Cons: Cost is high...." Read more

"Coffee is great! This is a great drink it black coffee or still pairs well with some creamer. Drink to the metal gods!" Read more

321 customers mention321 positive0 negative

Customers find the coffee super smooth, with a smooth finish and nutty, sweet, chocolate notes. They also say it's a dark roast with surprisingly smooth flavor.

"...Smooth yet strong." Read more

"...The beans didn't grind 'fluffy', so there wasn't much waste when I leveled the portafilter. I used a standard tamp of 25 pounds or so...." Read more

"...Upon grinding and brewing in my Technivorm, I tasted my first cup. It was smooth, as others had reported. No acidity or bitter taste...." Read more

"...This stuff packs a kick, but goes down surprisingly smooth for such a dark roast. Coffee in hand, I am prepared to make my final stand...." Read more

146 customers mention119 positive27 negative

Customers like the caffeine content of the coffee. They say it has an appropriate amount of caffeine for the roast, it keeps them up and going, and provides the caffeine they require. Some say the coffee has a notable caffeine kick, but it's not a long drawn out caffeine high. Overall, most find the coffee to be a great tasting and potent coffee.

"...It's bold without tasting burnt. Strong in flavor and in caffeine but low in acidity...." Read more

"...the Keurig brewer because it’s fast, easy to keep clean, and makes one cup at a time (I am the only coffee drinker in the house)...." Read more

"...coffee with flavor that is robust but not multi-faceted and a caffeine content that is at least what you would expect from a strong cup of coffee...." Read more

"I loved it I didn’t have to add espresso to my coffee thee perfect amount of caffeine had me down to one large cup of coffee a day flavor is a bit..." Read more

138 customers mention118 positive20 negative

Customers like the aroma of the coffee. They say it's amazing, and the taste is delicious. Some mention the coffee is smoky and chocolately.

"...It smells amazing, it's tastes amazing, it's so well balanced... tastes great black or with cream and sugar...." Read more

"...The beans had a nice fresh, though not overwhelming scent.Upon grinding and brewing in my Technivorm, I tasted my first cup...." Read more

"...Deep, rich aromas fill my nostrils as the brewing process begins, filling my cup with what appears to be the Black Blood of the Earth, the nectar of..." Read more

"...The beans had a very mellow and dark smell, not super in your face, so it was a good sign...." Read more

91 customers mention91 positive0 negative

Customers find the coffee to be a wonderful way to wake up. They say it keeps them awake and alert for whatever activity. They also say it gives them the pep in their step and provides a great alert feeling for hours afterward. Overall, customers say it's a delicious and full-bodied coffee that's the right start to their day.

"...it was, but nonetheless it's very delicious and an amazing way to start the morning!" Read more

"...Instead, a heightened sense of alert with more calmness...." Read more

"...of caffeine don't really seem to take a hold of me, but this stuff is quite magical, as I'm feeling quite the surge of alertness, like I could..." Read more

"...Too alert. Colors are brighter. I really like this coffee...." Read more

79 customers mention72 positive7 negative

Customers appreciate the coffee's dark color and flavor. They say it's a very pleasant dark roast, with a perfect amount of smokiness and dark chocolate.

"...Is it good? Yes, especially if you like dark coffee. Dark but not bitter, slightly sweet but in a "90% cacao" kind of way, and not excessively..." Read more

"...Fresh Valhalla beans are dark and oily and produce an exquisite cup of full-bodied coffee. The last bag I received from Amazon was old...." Read more

"...generally drink my coffee black, and the Death Wish Valhalla comes out very good black, as does the original...." Read more

"...This coffee is a very dark brew similar to French coffee so if you like the flavor strong!..." Read more

228 customers mention141 positive87 negative

Customers are mixed about the value of the coffee. Some mention it's worth the money, lasts longer, and ends up costing you less money in the long run. They also say it'll make a great gift. However, some customers feel it'd be better off buying a different coffee.

"...Also, the whole Norse thing is awesome. I wanted to buy it as soon as I saw the name...." Read more

"...Cons: Cost is high...." Read more

"...there was a shipping issue....In any event great coffee and worth the investment...." Read more

"...This big bag is a great value for the price ( it usually lasts us 6-8 weeks at 2 pots a day) and is always very fresh...." Read more

144 customers mention32 positive112 negative

Customers are dissatisfied with the quality of the coffee. They mention that it's too weak for their liking, mediocre, and not for the weak hearted. They also say that the coffee is rancid and makes horrible espresso and espresso drinks. Customers also say the flavor is lacking and that they have to brew stronger batches.

"...What I do notice is a huge crash hours later -- to the point that I feel very groggy and my head starts to hurt a little...." Read more

"...The beans were dry and the coffee has no body. It’s ok, but not phenomenal. I was half tempted to send it back had no backup beans for brewing...." Read more

"This makes the most horrible espresso and espresso drinks; it is not roasted evenly, ranges from medium dark to burnt in places, making it not only..." Read more

"...It works very well on its own building some fabulous crema in an espresso maker or you can pair it some steamed milk if you prefer a late...." Read more

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LIFE CHANGING
If there was a ten star option i would select it. This coffee is life changing. Two days ago i was a quiet, low self esteem nerd with a boring office job. As soon as i opened the bag my face had the weirdest tingling happening. So i ground up this amazing smelling magic bean and made 4 cups and boy let me tell you. I blacked out. When I came to I was wearing a flannel shirt and overalls. I had a full man beard. I’m talking duck dynasty status. Wondering what happened i called into work and they let me know that i had slapped my boss and called him a beta male and quit. I immediately panicked of course but then i found out i had a new job as a diesel mechanic. I went outside to get in my crappy Honda Accord only to find out it had actually transformed into a Dodge cummins that sounds like big foot and a jet plane having sex when i mash on the pedal and it pukes bald eagles out of the tail pipe. It’s a 5 speed and i never learned how to drive one until this coffee taught me. I apparently had also built a log cabin. I joined a heavy metal band as the guitarist. I don’t even own a guitar but i found the coolest BC warlock axe in my living room, held by none other than Zakk Wylde. He handed me the piece of art and together we played metal licks so amazing that we actually summoned a demon named dildoroth or something and then we beat him up and made a necklace out of his horns. It was probably the wildest experience of my life but it changed me. It was a good change. Now I’m covered in tattoos, i can probably bench press a house, and the biggest thing is I’m not a nerd. I went into a book store and immediately all of Hillary Clinton’s books caught on fire when i looked at them.I RECOMMEND THIS COFFEE TO ANYONE THAT WANTS TO UNLOCK THEIR INNER BADASS. I now walk around with a camelback filled with this magic juice. Everyone buy it. Right now.The picture on the left is me two days ago and the picture on the right is the new changed me. Hail Odin
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Reviewed in the United States on May 2, 2024
Flavor Name: Valhalla JavaSize: 12 Ounce (Pack of 1)Verified Purchase
I rarely subscribe to deliveries on Amazon, but Ive been getting this coffee delivered every week for months now, and it's the VERY BEST. It smells amazing, it's tastes amazing, it's so well balanced... tastes great black or with cream and sugar. I swear, with the sweet cream creamer we add in our home, it tastes like hot chocolate!!! Don't hesitate to give this a try!!!
Reviewed in the United States on April 20, 2024
Flavor Name: Valhalla JavaSize: 12 Ounce (Pack of 1)Verified Purchase
Strong, good coffee
Reviewed in the United States on February 23, 2024
Flavor Name: Valhalla JavaSize: 12 Ounce (Pack of 1)Verified Purchase
I love this blend by Death Wish Coffee. It's bold without tasting burnt. Strong in flavor and in caffeine but low in acidity. If the vikings had been the ones to discover coffee, I imagine it would taste just like this.
Reviewed in the United States on February 7, 2024
Flavor Name: Valhalla JavaSize: 12 Ounce (Pack of 2)Verified Purchase
I've purchased this coffee on two separate occasions now. This coffee tastes great. My favorite is Kicking Horse Coffee- Kick Ass, because it is under $1.00/oz and tastes very good. This Valhalla Java blend is better, but I hesitate to say it's worth the added cost for me. Although I don't plan on buying this coffee consistently, I will likely buy it again because it does taste very good.

Pros: Great flavor at the recommended water to coffee ratio. (2 1/2T to 6oz water)
Cons: Cost is high. At the recommended 2 1/2 tablespoons per 6oz serving, you end up going through this 12oz bag faster than normal. Feels like the caffeine level is higher than I'm used to, which I'm not particularly fond of.
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Reviewed in the United States on March 28, 2024
Flavor Name: Valhalla JavaSize: 12 Ounce (Pack of 1)Verified Purchase
Coffee is great! This is a great drink it black coffee or still pairs well with some creamer. Drink to the metal gods!
Reviewed in the United States on August 22, 2018
Flavor Name: Valhalla JavaSize: 12 Ounce (Pack of 1)Verified Purchase
I have previously purchased the types of coffee brands that promise elevated levels of caffeine. When I do enjoy them, I get similar experiences to that of drinking this Valhalla Java by Death Wish Coffee. While I have no scientific data to provide that supports this is a normal experience, I can at least relay to you my reaction and anticipate it will mirror your own.

Firstly, I did receive a fresh dated package from Amazon. I opened it right away and poured it into an air-tight canister. The beans had a nice fresh, though not overwhelming scent.

Upon grinding and brewing in my Technivorm, I tasted my first cup. It was smooth, as others had reported. No acidity or bitter taste. I could definitely sense that this was bold. Has a very nice flavor on par with some of the best brands I have tried.

As far as giving a jolt, this coffee really doesn't. That's not to say that there isn't an escalated amount of caffeine here. It's just that my reaction is different from this coffee over others. No jitters or internal heart pounding whatsoever. Instead, a heightened sense of alert with more calmness.

What I do notice is a huge crash hours later -- to the point that I feel very groggy and my head starts to hurt a little. It's as if my brain is craving for caffeine. I don't get that type of reaction when drinking regular coffee whereas I come off the caffeine in a more subtle manner.

I don't know whether to consider this type of reaction a plus or minus. I mean, you get a great tasting cup of coffee that is right up there with the better available brands. You do get a nice caffeine rush free of jitters. I think the negative is the crash and burn that comes later down the road.

Your reaction may vary, but enjoy a delicious cup and see for yourself.
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5.0 out of 5 stars Expect a big crash!
Reviewed in the United States on August 22, 2018
I have previously purchased the types of coffee brands that promise elevated levels of caffeine. When I do enjoy them, I get similar experiences to that of drinking this Valhalla Java by Death Wish Coffee. While I have no scientific data to provide that supports this is a normal experience, I can at least relay to you my reaction and anticipate it will mirror your own.

Firstly, I did receive a fresh dated package from Amazon. I opened it right away and poured it into an air-tight canister. The beans had a nice fresh, though not overwhelming scent.

Upon grinding and brewing in my Technivorm, I tasted my first cup. It was smooth, as others had reported. No acidity or bitter taste. I could definitely sense that this was bold. Has a very nice flavor on par with some of the best brands I have tried.

As far as giving a jolt, this coffee really doesn't. That's not to say that there isn't an escalated amount of caffeine here. It's just that my reaction is different from this coffee over others. No jitters or internal heart pounding whatsoever. Instead, a heightened sense of alert with more calmness.

What I do notice is a huge crash hours later -- to the point that I feel very groggy and my head starts to hurt a little. It's as if my brain is craving for caffeine. I don't get that type of reaction when drinking regular coffee whereas I come off the caffeine in a more subtle manner.

I don't know whether to consider this type of reaction a plus or minus. I mean, you get a great tasting cup of coffee that is right up there with the better available brands. You do get a nice caffeine rush free of jitters. I think the negative is the crash and burn that comes later down the road.

Your reaction may vary, but enjoy a delicious cup and see for yourself.
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Reviewed in the United States on March 6, 2024
Flavor Name: Valhalla JavaSize: 12 Ounce (Pack of 1)Verified Purchase
For my taste preferences this is my favorite big brand coffee beans
Reviewed in the United States on August 5, 2015
Flavor Name: Valhalla JavaSize: 12 Ounce (Pack of 1)Verified Purchase
The product in question here is a coffee known as Valhalla Java, which is from a company called Death Wish Coffee. There are many dark roast varieties out there, but none can claim to be darker than the night before the coming of Ragnarok.
Upon beginning to open the bag, faint Viking war drums encompassed my apartment. Once the seal was broken, Mjolnir, Thor's hammer, thundered down into the Earth as my senses were transported to visions of walking across the great bridge towards Asgard, and the palace of Odin the Allfather.

The beans are of a quality that could only have come from the rich soils beneath the World Tree Yggdrasil, and upon starting to grind them, massive bolts of lightning tore fantastically across the sky, putting on a light show more brilliant than any fireworks display. The sky was lit up with the very
silhouettes of the Norse gods themselves this night.

Deep, rich aromas fill my nostrils as the brewing process begins, filling my cup with what appears to be the Black Blood of the Earth, the nectar of the Allfather. I feel as if I am being prepared to fight for the Aesir, and a Valkyrie will shortly be here to claim my soul for the war. The Jotun, Fenrir, the Mighty Midgard serpent, Jormungand, Nidhug and all manner of Norse age monster all seem but weaklings as I take my first sip of the purely magical concoction. This stuff packs a kick, but goes down surprisingly smooth for such a dark roast. Coffee in hand, I am prepared to make my final stand.

Aside from this ridiculous review, in short, get your hands on some of this coffee. It is very rich, smells delightful and goes down crazy smooth. I drink a ton of coffee, and the effects of caffeine don't really seem to take a hold of me, but this stuff is quite magical, as I'm feeling quite the surge of alertness, like I could intercept someone trying to break into my apartment while they were still 50 meters away by power bombing them into the night soil with the fury in which Thor throws Mjolnir. It's that good. I will definitely be ordering another bag before this one is used up.
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Joanna
5.0 out of 5 stars My favourite coffee
Reviewed in Canada on August 15, 2023
Flavor Name: Valhalla JavaSize: 12 Ounce (Pack of 2)Verified Purchase
This is by far the best coffee I have ever tried. Absolutely love Death Wish coffee. Not sold in stores here in Canada so had to get it off Amazon. Service from this Company is phenomenal. Got the order on time. There was a slight issue but the seller made it right. 5 stars for both product and Company
Julia
5.0 out of 5 stars My partner's new favourite coffee
Reviewed in Canada on January 20, 2023
Flavor Name: Valhalla JavaSize: 12 Ounce (Pack of 2)Verified Purchase
Bought for my partner as a gift and he's fallen in love with this coffee. Has become his new favourite as side from Black Rifle Coffee.
It's also cheaper to purchase on Amazon then the actual website for Canadians bc of the conversion from USD to CAD.
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5.0 out of 5 stars My new favorite coffee
Reviewed in Canada on February 26, 2018
Flavor Name: Valhalla JavaSize: 12 Ounce (Pack of 2)Verified Purchase
Flavor is bold, rich and warm. It really does wake you up more than the average cup of coffee.
Charles-Olivier Gagnon
4.0 out of 5 stars Excellent Service!
Reviewed in Canada on August 15, 2023
Flavor Name: Valhalla JavaSize: 12 Ounce (Pack of 2)Verified Purchase
Le produit est arrivé dans les temps malheureusement pas en entièreté. Cependant j'ai eu l'un des meilleures services client depuis des lunes!!! Definitivement je vais recommander! Très plaisant de ce sentir écouté!
Paul
3.0 out of 5 stars Manque. Un paquet
Reviewed in Canada on August 19, 2023
Flavor Name: Valhalla JavaSize: 12 Ounce (Pack of 2)Verified Purchase
Café. Est. Parfait mais. N'a. Reçu que. 2 paquet au lieu de. 3
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Reviewed in Canada on August 19, 2023
Café. Est. Parfait mais. N'a. Reçu que. 2 paquet au lieu de. 3
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